As the commissioner of the OutKick Thursday Night Mowing League, it’s my job to appreciate a man’s yard even when I consider his wife, Brittany Mahomes, to be a loudmouth pop culture terrorist.
And because of that, I have to give Patrick Mahomes credit for having one of the more unique yards amongst the athlete real estate community. He has the par 3 golf hole with a real sand trap that is maintained. He has a water hazard to deal with if the wind kicks up. He has the riverbed for ambiance. He has an elevated tee box for dramatic effect.
Yes, I hate myself for clicking on Brit Brit’s Instagram Story to get more glimpses of the yard, but it’s my duty.
Let’s take a look at the latest from Patrick Mahomes’ backyard (via his annoying wife):
via Brittany Mahomes / Instagram Story
Patrick Mahomes’ landscape designer went with big flagstones which is a nice touch on a massive property. / via Brittany Mahomes / Instagram Story
Sand traps you wouldn’t see at a municipal course. / via Brittany Mahomes / Instagram Story
According to media reports, the couple designed their Kansas City-area forever retreat from scratch and made sure to have the designer include the par 3 hole and the soccer/football field for those nights when the Chiefs gunslinger wants to get the guys together to work on some routes.
Put it this way, if I was sitting on a half-billion dollar contract, this is the yard I’d have at a house I live in from mid-July through February. The other half of the year, the two reportedly live in a $3.37 million house in Westlake, Texas.
Guys, let this be a lesson for those of you who have hit the Powerball or signed a massive sports contract: Treat yourself!
Be like Mahomes or Mark Wahlberg who had a 5-hole course worked into his backyard design.
#Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes and his wife Brittany finished building their dream home.
In 2021, Mahomes announced he bought a plot of land in Kansas City and said he's building a house there.
This is the result:
▪️ Massive Mansion
▪️ Giant Pool
▪️ Big Private Pond
▪️ Par 3 Golf… pic.twitter.com/zBdCOEVc8K— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) July 10, 2023
Patrick Mahomes backyard has a Par 3 hole 🔥 pic.twitter.com/AAlZmQx5AB
— MyBookie – Bet With The Best (@MyBookie) November 2, 2023
