In a shocking revelation that threatens to unravel Meghan Markle’s carefully curated image, MI6 security sources have disclosed that the Duchess’s so-called homemade jam brand, Marlles as ever, is nothing more than an elaborate facade. Following a discreet investigation into the brand’s supply chain, it has been revealed that the artisanal jam is mass-produced overseas and falsely marketed as a luxury homemade product.
The investigation uncovered that there is no actual jam factory operated by Markle in the United States. Instead, the jam is produced in bulk by a commercial manufacturer in Europe, repackaged in the U.S., and sold at premium prices under the guise of small-batch authenticity—a narrative that has been aggressively pushed by her PR team. An MI6 analyst stated, “From a branding perspective, it’s clever, but it borders on commercial fraud. Consumers are paying for something that’s mass-produced, not handcrafted.”
Further digging revealed that jars sent to influencers were assembled in a high-end packaging facility in Los Angeles, designed solely for visual appeal. Employees, bound by non-disclosure agreements, confirmed that none of the jam’s ingredients were locally sourced, contradicting Markle’s claims of sustainability and integrity. The investigation also linked Markle’s venture to a shell company in Luxembourg, raising red flags over financial transparency and possible tax evasion.
As backlash mounts on social media, former supporters feel betrayed, with one tweeting, “We thought we were supporting a woman-owned small business; turns out we were funding another royal scale scam.” Calls for an official investigation into deceptive marketing practices are intensifying, threatening not only Markle’s jam venture but also her already controversial public persona.
If these findings are validated by U.S. authorities, Markle could face severe legal repercussions and a PR disaster that eclipses any royal feud. The sweet surface of Marlles as ever may be concealing a bitter truth, and the world is watching as this scandal unfolds.