In a shocking turn of events, CBS has reportedly fired two of its most prominent news anchors, Norah O’Donnell and Margaret Brennan, following the recent vice-presidential debate debacle. The move has sent shockwaves through the media world, raising eyebrows, clutching pearls, and making everyone wonder if the network has finally hit the “self-destruct” button.

The two debate moderators, who have long been regarded as polished professionals in the world of journalism, found themselves in hot water after their fact-checking spree during the highly anticipated debate between Republican candidate J.D. Vance and Democrat Tim Walz. But instead of being hailed as guardians of truth, O’Donnell and Brennan were criticized for what some are calling “over-fact-checking” and “extreme moderator meddling.” It appears CBS had enough and decided to cut them loose, leaving the network with a giant question mark hanging over its future.

The root of the issue? The vice-presidential debate, where O’Donnell and Brennan took the stage not just as moderators but as unofficial fact-checkers-in-chief. Every time a candidate made a claim, especially when it came from J.D. Vance, the duo was there with a quick correction, a stat, or a snarky smile.

“It felt more like a live episode of ‘Fact-Checkers Gone Wild’ than a debate,” said one CBS insider who wished to remain anonymous. “I mean, sure, fact-checking is important, but you don’t have to treat it like a competitive sport.”

Vance, at one point, quipped that it felt like he was debating the moderators more than his opponent, a sentiment echoed by many viewers who noticed the relentless interruptions.

“You could tell Vance was trying to speak, but every time he said something, Norah or Margaret would swoop in like a hawk with a fact-check ready to drop,” commented one Twitter user. “It was like a game show where the prize was getting through a sentence without being corrected.”

When news broke that CBS had fired O’Donnell and Brennan, the media world was stunned. These were not just any moderators—these were seasoned journalists who had spent years building up their careers. O’Donnell, the anchor of CBS Evening News, and Brennan, host of Face the Nation, are well-known faces on the network and respected across the political spectrum. But it seems their performance during the debate was a step too far, even for CBS.

“We’ve always valued journalistic integrity,” said an unnamed CBS executive in an off-the-record conversation. “But there’s a fine line between moderating and micromanaging, and we believe our moderators may have crossed that line during the debate.”

Social media lit up with reactions, from disbelief to celebration, depending on which side of the political fence people fell on. Some praised CBS for taking swift action, while others criticized the network for bowing to political pressure.

“Wait, they got fired for being too accurate? That’s 2024 for you,” joked a commentator on X (formerly known as Twitter).

But there are also those who saw the firings as CBS trying to do damage control amid growing backlash. The network had been facing complaints from conservative circles, with accusations that the moderators were unfairly targeting Vance, while giving Tim Walz a more lenient platform.

O’Donnell and Brennan have remained tight-lipped about their firing, but a source close to the former moderators said that they were “disappointed but not surprised” by CBS’s decision.

“The truth was just too much for some people to handle,” said the source, hinting that O’Donnell and Brennan were sticking by their fact-heavy moderating style. “They were committed to making sure the American people heard the facts, whether the candidates liked it or not.”

But did CBS overreact to the backlash? Media experts are divided on the issue. Some believe that the network’s decision to let go of the moderators was an attempt to regain balance and neutrality after what was widely perceived as a biased debate.

“There’s a difference between keeping candidates honest and making them feel like they’re being grilled on ‘Jeopardy!,’” said media analyst Karen Drummond. “Moderators are supposed to facilitate the debate, not dominate it.”

Others argue that CBS caved to external pressures too quickly. “This sets a dangerous precedent,” said one media critic. “Now every time a moderator holds someone accountable, they risk losing their job if it doesn’t sit well with viewers. Is this the future of journalism?”

The fallout from the firing of O’Donnell and Brennan has ignited a larger debate about the role of moderators in political events. Are they supposed to keep the conversation moving, or is it their duty to fact-check candidates in real time? And if fact-checking is part of the job, how much is too much?

In a media landscape already rife with polarization, CBS’s decision to let go of two respected moderators has raised concerns about how debates will be handled in the future.

“Are we going to see a return to soft-ball questions and moderators who just sit there and nod?” asked a satirical op-ed in The New York Times. “Or worse, are we heading towards a future where moderators are nothing more than glorified game show hosts, just there to smile and read from a card?”

Meanwhile, the search is on for new moderators to replace O’Donnell and Brennan. Rumors are swirling that CBS might turn to more neutral figures, or even bring in non-journalists to avoid the potential for fact-checking bias. “Maybe we’ll get someone like Ryan Seacrest,” one Twitter user joked. “He can host everything, right?”

As for the future of the former debate moderators, there’s speculation that O’Donnell and Brennan will find new homes at rival networks. Some suggest they might join a streaming platform or start their own fact-checking podcast. One thing is certain—they won’t be off the airwaves for long.

In the meantime, CBS is left to pick up the pieces and plan for its next debate. Will it lean into fact-checking less aggressively next time, or double down on its commitment to accuracy? One CBS insider mused, “We might have gone overboard, but hey, at least we kept things interesting.”

While CBS navigates this PR disaster, one thing is clear: the world of political debates is getting harder to moderate, and sometimes even the truth comes with consequences. O’Donnell and Brennan may have aimed to hold politicians accountable, but in the end, it was their own careers that were called into question.

For now, CBS remains in damage control mode, and the fate of future debates hangs in the balance. As one satirical commentator remarked, “First they came for the moderators, and next they’ll come for the audience. Maybe we’ll all just fact-check each other from home.”

NOTE: This is SATIRE, It’s Not True.